Fruitcake -- or -- Sequin Black Flat?

Okay, this time of year, I have a relative that sends Fruitcake. Yes, Fruitcake. Should that tell me something about how this particular relative feels? Na, so I decided today to think about fruitcake. I don't eat it, never have, never will, so when I get that fruitcake, which I am sure I will, I think I will treat myself to some Steve Madden Kinky Black Sequin Shoes. $59.95 at stevemadden.com.

Yum, way better than fruitcake. Steve Madden Black Flats.